FHM Magazine Issue 42 Paris Hilton March 2004

Entrapment She's moving in! Heed our guide to cohabitation or say goodbye to your balls.

Images of doom Mexican photographer Enrique Metinides sees dead people. Then he takes their pictures.

Willa Ford Because the world can never have too many buxom, blond pop stars.

Wild things! Evidently it's not just canines and your sister who enjoy doing it doggy style.

Blood Sport The Quebec hockey league where every game is like Slap Shot.

The 50 most eligible women in the world 2004 They're like your girlfriend, only sexier and far more wealthy.

Paris Hilton With a hit TV show and a popular video, she can't get any hotter.

Donald Trump He earns your salary in the time it'll take to read this interview.